May 2013
cas-get-into-my-ass:
blowmeharry:
shellfish-machines:
i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want
sanity
people are so demanding
notoffended:
davidstrider:
davidstrider:
which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mount Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
australiansanta:
u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
bixy:
frick i gotta pee
andrvw:
my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”
the-yolocaust:
the-yolocaust:
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
Watchfuturefantastic:
badtvblog:
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
aleksantaeri:
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG
